"It's Just another manic monday"...well actually Sunday

Sunday was CRAZY!!! I promised my sister I would blog about it because it was just too much not to share. Sunday started out as a regular day, Jason was working and Wes and I were hurrying to get to church on time. So the normal day ends there! Wes was more energetic than usual, he wore GroGro, Papa, and myself slam out just during the first hour. Then I have been blessed with a calling as a nursery leader...in Wesley's nursery class. I assume they pick out the worst children in the ward and call their mother's to be in nursery with them. I left church worn out and tired...but oh boy if only that was the end of it!
Little side note: Jason is working on growing Fair winning 500lb pumpkins. We have three very large plants with lots of little pumpkins coming up.
Back to my Sunday:
I went out to water the pumpkins (because it's been 800 degrees here) and as I was walking back to the door I could hear Wes messing with the doorknob. I tried to turn it and it was locked. I had no phone, no keys, and I thought about going to the neighbors to call Jason but I was starting to panic so I couldn't even think of Jason's cell number. I tried to talk Wes into unlocking the door and he humored me by jiggling the knob but then he said "naanun" (his word for all done) and walked off. I was thinking this seriously can not be happening...but I have been in this predicament many times before so what is so surprising? Just a minute or two later Wes walked over to the door unlocked it and walked away like there you go dummy.
It took a few minutes to calm down, then I decided to go ahead and have Wes help me make Jason a Father's day card so maybe he could stay out of trouble. I went to the back room to get the supplies. When I came back Wes had chocolate all over his mouth. I asked him where he got chocolate from and he pointed to the kitchen, about that time I remembered that I had made Jason a German Chocolate cake for Father's day and it was sitting on the table. Sure enough I go in there and there are crumbs all over the table but the top is still on the cake. I take the top off and there are two hunks taken out of it. At least he was smart enough to put the top back on and cover up his tracks. If only he would have cleaned off his face, mom would have never known :)
I know these seems like it took the entire afternoon for all of this to take place...but in reality this was all over a 15 minute time period!
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